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    Sunday, May 8th, 2005
    8:18 am


    I had some thoughts i thought i would share.


      Fuck You
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    Thanks for listening.

    Oh what marvelous things will come of my creative genius. Muhahaha!



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    Monday, April 11th, 2005
    7:08 pm
    so i took a poll, a cheese poll. and as i figured, more people like orange cheddar cheese over white cheddar cheese, charlie and yasmine, your just damn wierd is all.
    dont ask why i did it, i had gone to the supermarket and purchased some cheese, some orange cheddar cheese and decided to see what people liked better. hahaha orange wins, die all you white eatin motha fuckers
    sharp won over mild too, yes... i have nothing better to do with my time
    Tuesday, April 5th, 2005
    9:37 pm
    so i went to the dmv today and got my learners permit, i got 4 questions wrong on the test, but you were allowed to get 6 wrong. i felt pretty stupid because if i had gone with my first instinct then i would have gotten at least 3 more of them right, eh, who cares. they are sending me my permit in the mail in 2 weeks so its all good i guess. fuckin picture sucks ass, i guess it really is true, everyone hates their license picture
    fellow psls members better load up the guns, we gonna roll up and blast psh's shit, driveby bitches!
    Friday, April 1st, 2005
    7:24 am
    music nowadays is so fucking ridiculously bad its made me physically sick to my stomach, i have to go purge and then cut off my testicals and jam them into my ears. stick searing needles in my eyes and then rig a system to shoot myself in the head with a shotgun.
    Thursday, March 3rd, 2005
    2:43 pm
    BEST DAY EVER, my laptop finally came today, crazy thing is i left school early to get home and get it but it turns out my dad had forgot something at home after taking me to school and went back and then the fedex truck came. i wouldnt have had it till tomarrow. funny how things work. so anyway, back to the computer, oh god, best thing in the world, but its huge and is now named lapzilla. so thats about it, im never getting any sleep ever again.
    Thursday, February 24th, 2005
    2:30 pm
    i take it back about vacation being crap, last night kicked ass, all you can eat sushi and halo 2 untill 6 in the morning. then i slept in a hovel under charlies computer desk.
    Wednesday, February 23rd, 2005
    12:04 pm
    so vacation isnt that much of a blast... its wedseday and the weeks gone by pretty fast. time just seems to drag and i think my lapto will NEVER get here. tomarrow i can finally cash my paycheck, ive only had it for a week, stupid board of education. might aswell go shower and go out into the daylight *hiss*
    Tuesday, February 8th, 2005
    7:39 pm
    its my cat, relaxing on the floor
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    oh my god! its a raptor! run!
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    and its my cat... bravely facing down the raptor... as he lays there... on the floor
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    Tuesday, February 1st, 2005
    3:06 am
    lets just say im a fuckin genius, while trying to repartition my computers drive, i forgot my ipod was still connected to my computer and guess what i did? thats right ladies and gentlemen, 700 some odd songs down the fuckin tubes, my ipodial glory will never truly be achieved again... i am saddened and hate myself.

    Current Mood: pissed as fucking hell!
    Current Music: beethovens greatest hits, this motha fucka got the ill beats
    Thursday, January 27th, 2005
    3:47 pm
    i got paid today, finally. the payroll lady is a lazy fat ho who doesnt make my checks out when she should, im convinced i shoulda got paid more money. hopefully im gonna order my laptop today, wont get it till late febuary which really sucks. things seemed to be going great, but not so much anymore. fuck fuck fuck. =things are going down the tubes
    Tuesday, January 11th, 2005
    11:15 pm
    garlic bread and hot chocolate. godiva hot chocolate is by the far the best hot chocolate ever! everyone should try it. the garlic bread is ok, not as good as i thought, my head hurts and im tired. i hate school days.
    Monday, January 10th, 2005
    9:05 pm
    so today was shittastic, my sweatshirt shrunk in the wash, my stomach was trying to eat me from the inside, i got my 8 page essay back and it was basically wrong. im tired and cant ever get enough sleep because i sleep on a fuckin shitty foam piece of shit. i should go to the dmv soon... but i really cant be bothered, sorry liz. i guess i'll get there eventually. im bored, bored enough to write an entry. oh what is the world coming too
    Monday, December 20th, 2004
    8:43 pm
    so today was cold,for some people... people who are wimpy vaginas, i could go to the beach in this weather, not cold at all.
    Sunday, December 12th, 2004
    1:02 pm
    so yesterday was my birthday, happy birthday to me! liz slept over and that was nice, then i went out to dinner with my parents liz and her mom. it was a good time and all saturday liz and i just slept because my bed sucks and is tiring even when you sleep. so im not that excited about being a year older, it just means more stuff to dred... college, graduating high school, hell, just trying to pass my classes this year. And eventually after high school and college which i'll be lucky if i dont fail out of i have to work for the rest of my life. its just a fun fun time for the rest of my life... it goes by too fast
    Monday, November 29th, 2004
    11:05 pm
    I've come to the conclusion that everyones livejournals are retarted and trivial, people put the most redundant stupid shit on them and it annoys me.
    Tuesday, November 2nd, 2004
    6:24 pm
    its election day, wonder who will win...
    went to the ipod store today with liz to get my ipod looked at, they gave me a new one and a new remote because it broke, something about me and ipods dont get along. it really pisses me off. its the second new one ive gotten since i bought the ipod and i got it in august, its only been like 4 months. fuck you apple! fuck you in your stupid ass.
    Monday, October 18th, 2004
    7:25 pm
    so... im updating my journal, its about two weeks till halloween which should be fun, schools a bitch. ive got a ton of work to do and i really dont want to do it. hmmm my lifes kinda boring...
    Sunday, September 12th, 2004
    8:43 pm
    i was told i should update my journal so i figured why not i'll update. um... spent the weekend with Liz, sat around, watched tv, ate food. i finally went to this supermarket called western beef, it wasnt what i expected, it was pretty shitty. i expected there to be some guy singing a catchy western beef tune and there to be a mascot or something and western beeeefffff playing over the loudspeaker. but none of that was there, just a bunch of shitty stuff and some things in bulk that they probubly stole from costco or something. oh well. Liz made some flan that was really good even though her family thought it was too sweet or something like that. tomarrows school and i cant say im excited about going back, but it will give me something to do during the day again so i guess its a good thing. only another two years of this then off to college. whooopy...
    Monday, September 6th, 2004
    1:41 am
    its monday morning and im still in long island, i went to a jimmy buffet concert at joans beach on saturday night, it was fun. he played alot of his new stuff that i hadnt heard so it was good. alot of people were drunk but not in the crazy drunk, just kinda like whoaaa maaan im happy drunk. anyways, Liz comes back tomarrow but being that she starts school on the 9th which fucking sucks, i'll still be around nights till its time to go back to school so not much of a change being that i hadnt left the house before dark since i got back from the carribean. really bored, gonna go read a book.
    Wednesday, September 1st, 2004
    2:21 pm
    Just woke up, i didnt get to sleep till 6 30 because i was up all night cleaning my room, finished reading two books that i had meant to finish, drank quite a bit of mountain dew and organized everything i could get my hands on. i never sleep well when liz isnt here, along with losing my temper a lot quicker then i usually do but i'm sure no one will be upset about that because thats how you all want me, the crazy vertically challeged angry irishman. 6 more days till liz gets back. this is bullshit, she already went away for a fucking month, its vacation overload *mutters*. anymore vacations and im just going to go crazy
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